After exploding our ovaries with the 2 seasons, Stranger Things is back with its 3rd season!
No No… Hold your breath right there! The series is not out yet but the teaser is. Stranger Things Season 3 just unveiled all of its episodes titles for the next season and here’s what we know so far.
Check out the teaser here:
1) Susie, Do You Copy?
Has someone new joined the group? Our guess is probably not, and that “Suzie” is Eleven’s code name over walkie-talkie or over the radio with Hopper.
2) The Mall Rats
With a teaser featuring the new Starcourt Mall in Hawkins (along with a ton of hints that Russian spies may play a part of the third season), we think this title might allude to both of these things. In this way, the mall rats in question could be Dustin, Lucas, Max, Mike, Will, and Eleven, just enjoying the mall. But then it could also mean rats… as in spies. As in Russian spies (albeit years before Robert Mueller can investigate them).
3) The Case Of The Missing Lifeguard
Fans have been talking about how Jaws might be an influence on the third season and this episode might just be it! Do you think there may be an aquatic version of Demogorgon? How cool would that be? Time will tell. We know that there will be a new character, a lifeguard of the community pool named Heather. If we had to guess, something tells us she might disappear at some point.
4) The Sauna Test
We now know, thanks to one incredibly acted possession sequence, that the Mind Flayer doesn’t like heat. Perhaps in order to make sure someone hasn’t been taken over by the biggest baddie of the Upside-Down, our Hawkins heroes perform a “sauna test” while grilling them. Not literally grilling them, just interrogating them. But also… maybe literally grilling them.
5) The Source
Source literally can be anything. It can be some source of information, the source of intelligence for whatever’s happening or about to happen in the town. You can never tell!
6) The Birthday
This episode has to be Eleven’s birthday. This is what US fans want and let’s face it, Eleven deserves a celebration after all that she’s been through. We just hope Chief Hopper shows up on time with a massive supply of waffles.
7) The Bite
This literally could be anybody, but knowing his luck, this episode might as well be called: Something Bad Happens To Will Byers Again. All kidding aside, we hope whoever gets bit fares better with their injuries than Bob Newby. RIP Bob Newby, superhero. A theory we hope that isn’t true: it’s Chief Hopper that gets bit… since that pic surfaced a few months ago looking bloody and injured. Either way, we’re getting some major zombie vibes from this title.
8) The Battle Of Starcourt
With Stranger Things‘ first two seasons ending with huge showdowns in Hawkins’ middle school and Hawkins laboratory respectively, it makes sense to have an epic finale set piece happen at the mall.